Cocky Comedy – Why Cocky Funny Attracts Women

Cocky and Funny


Have you tried out using the Cocky & Funny technique with women, and you really liked the results? Would you like to learn how to MASTER the technique, and create
SUPER attraction with women? If so, then I want you to take a minute and look at THIS:

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I get a lot of email from guys who don’t quite get the Cocky & Funny attitude.

It just doesn’t make sense to some guys that teasing women, busting their balls, being
slightly arrogant, not kissing up to them, etc., could or should make them feel attraction.

I can understand this because it seems very counterintuitive, but I also understand
how WELL it works when a guy can actually make me laugh.

My buddy David DeAngelo understands this better than almost any man I have ever met. He told me once that he kept thinking to himself, “If I do this cocky and funny thing, I’m only going to come across as arrogant . . . and that can’t make women like me more.”

Well, was he wrong.

You must always remember that ATTRACTION isn’t logical. It doesn’t follow the rules that it
“should” follow. ATTRACTION is a very powerful emotion that has reasons and triggers that don’t
make any sense at first glance . . .

I’m sure you’ve seen many attractive women with guys who mistreat them, abuse them, and were
exactly the opposite of what you’d expect a woman to accept.


ATTRACTION. In the beginning she felt attraction, and as bad as it may sound, almost no
amount of being “bad”, abusive, or jerk-ish can convince a woman, feeling a strong attraction to
a guy, to leave.

So let me take the opportunity to talk a bit about the Cocky & Funny attitude, why it works,
and how to use it to attract women (without having to be an abusive jerk).

First of all, you have to remember that the formula is Cocky PLUS Funny. Always both.

If you act too cocky, you’ll only come off as arrogant and insecure.

If you’re just funny, always telling jokes, and making people laugh, you will probably come across
as “too goofy.”

But if you use BOTH together, you will create magic. Cocky + Funny is like sparring…it’s
sport . . . it’s fun . . . it’s challenging . . . it’s interesting when used with skill.

So let’s get clear about what “Cocky + Funny” is.

Here’s a cocky statement:

“Her dress makes her look fat.”

Here’s a Cocky + Funny statement:

“If she doesn’t find a dress that fits better,
the fashion police are going to send in the SWAT
team for her ass.”

Get it?

Start with arrogance, then add humor.

So why does it work to attract women?

Well, the short (email-newsletter size) answer


Women are attracted to “alpha male” types – We all know that. Women are attracted to a sense of
humor. We all know that one too.

Women AREN’T attracted to men who give away their power, kiss up to them, smother them with
attention, act like whipped puppies, and get nervous just being in the same room with them.

If you meet an attractive woman, and IMMEDIATELY start giving her a hard time about
something, busting on her, and having fun, it basically says to her:

“You are interesting enough to talk to, but you’re going to have to do a lot more than just
look good to impress me. Your beauty doesn’t make me nervous in the least, I’m perfectly calm, and
in fact, I’m so comfortable that I just noticed something about you that I’m going to make fun of…”

There is no faster way on earth to communicate all the right attitudes, beliefs, self-image,
comfort, confidence, and power than to be Cocky + Funny.

(Except maybe to put on a perfect Brad Pitt costume.)

Once you start using this attitude, you will be totally astounded at the results.

Here’s a low-risk example:

Next time you’re at the grocery store in the checkout line paying for your groceries, say:

“So how much of this cash do you get to keep?” (as you hand her the money)

She’ll probably laugh and say: “None . . . I wish.”

To which you can respond with:

“Oh, I figured you were pocketing 10 or 20% . . . I assumed you were rich and could support me, but now I’m not interested…I want a rich girl.” (Turn up your nose.)

This is a great one. It’s always fun to ask a woman if she’s rich or famous, then when she says
that she’s not, tell her that it messed up her chances with you, and that you’re not interested

One of the keys to the Cocky + Funny attitude is to never “crack.” If she opens her mouth and
gives you the “I can’t believe you just said that” look, you need to turn it up a notch…

Most guys will crack and say “Oh, I was just kidding.”

DON’T DO THAT! It makes you look like a wussy.

In the example above, if the checker looks at you and gives you the open mouthed “I can’t
believe you said that” look and says, “Hey! I may not be rich, but I’m nice!”, you just look at her
and say “Nice isn’t good enough, I need RICH AND nice.”

Your goal is not to upset a woman, but to get under her skin enough by teasing, busting on her,
and acting cocky and funny so that it ignites the magical challenge/attraction mechanism.

And once you can see that you’re getting a good response from a woman, GET HER NUMBER. Or
get her email. Don’t stand around like a dork trying to make her laugh.

As you become better and better with these tools, you can then begin “extending” the
conversation . . . increasing the attraction . . . and taking things to the “next level.”

So get out there and use it, because the magic formula of Cocky + Funny will create all kinds of
good things for you. You’ll see.

And if you’re reading this right now and thinking to yourself “I really need to learn how
to master this Cocky & Funny thing”, then I AGREE!

In fact, learning how to be Cocky & Funny is one of the FASTEST, EASIEST, and MOST FUN ways
you can make women feel ATTRACTION for you.

If you’d like to get a “fast track” education on Cocky & Funny, then I HIGHLY recommend that
you check out David’s Cocky Comedy program.

This program features me and several amazing guest speakers teaching you STEP-BY-STEP how to
master the technique . . . along with DOZENS and DOZENS of specific Cocky & Funny “lines” and
“comebacks” for every situation you can imagine.

Go discover more about how this program can actually change your life:

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